I was really having a very nice night until I ate Eric’s shitty salsa.

Travis the Finch

This was my favorite quote from last night. Of the ones I can remember.

When I’m rich I’m going to pay Travis just to be my official story teller.

(via nikkilane)

Awesome plan! When you win awards he can accept them on your behalf. He’d be all like “Hey, famous people, I don’t give a fuck about any of y’all…”

(Source: blondezombie)

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