Day 1: Your crushes - The only real person I have a crush on is my bartender. And that’s dwindling because a.) he said Nikki and me were like his little sisters and b.) I am psycho obsessed with Wes Welker, and he and I are very happy together in my head.
Day 2: Your biggest fear - That I’ll never make it to Boston, and thus stuck here. For always.
Day 3: Something you hate about yourself - My lack of motivation. The fact that when the going gets tough, I go to bed and cry about it. Or take a bath and cry about it. Or go for a drive in my expensive piece of shit car and cry about it.
Day 4: Something you like about yourself - My eyes are pretty.
Day 5: Something you regret - Lonnie. Every minute of him.
Day 6: Something you pretend to hate but secretly like - Um, everything. Cha.
Day 7: Something nobody knows about you - Well, I’m not fucking telling you. Then what would I say the next time I’m rambling about myself whilst waiting to fall asleep?
Day 8: Something embarrassing - I totally shit on the sidewalk in Chicago once. It was hilarious.
Day 9: Someone you hate - Most of the people in McClellanville.
Day 10: Someone you love - Nikki Lane
Day 11: One thing you wish you could do without anyone knowing - Fart. I would even be okay with people knowing if I could just do it. I think it would make me less of an uppity bitch. Same goes for masturbating.
Day 12: One thing you would confess to your best friend - No need. Remember when I said I shit on the sidewalk? She was there. Once you go through that together, there’s no breaking that bond.
Day 13: One thing you would confess to your parents - I wish I could tell them how unbearably unhappy I am most of the time, without them overreacting or blaming themselves.
Day 14: One thing you would confess to your crush - “Your hair is pretty stupid.”
Day 15: Anything else you want to confess - Ugh. This did not take nearly as long as I thought it would.
