I just found Wes Welker’s home address by doing some mortgage banker snooping. I’m just going to go ahead and fill out the restraining order for him.
Your next order of business is to find Eli Roth’s address.
…You should also just go ahead and add Edgar Wright, Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Quentin Tarantino and Kurt Russell to the list while you’re at it.
And then I’ll just steal my boss’s identity to procure some plane tickets.
forward me ryan gosling’s
Sorry, Ladies. Los Angeles County keeps their recorded property docs off of the internets. Probably to deter people like me from taking their obsession to the next level. However, if any of you help me get into Wes’s private elevator and up into his penthouse, I’ll force him to make friends with all of these guys and then we can have them all. Mwah ha ha.
