December 2011
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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lord, beer me strength: and it starts →
chelseamarie: well since my marriage has already lasted longer than kim kardashian’s i figure it’s safe to start posting some wedding pictures! woo hoo! i already talked about the rehearsal, got into how stressful the rehearsal dinner was for me, and went over the diy stuff i did before even all of…  I love knowing that you were nervous, because the whole time we were there I was like...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Monday Night Football with the Parents
Mom: Daddy, what did you call that? When they grab the guy by the back of the collar?
Daddy: "Horse collar".
Mom: "Horse collar".
Pause
Daddy: When they hit each other in the balls, that's called "getting hit in the balls".
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 17th
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(604): i wish you were under my bed. you sexy... →
Been laughing for too many minutes straight over this.
Nov 16th
(519): she cried into her fur with two handfuls of... →
Ah, texts from last night. How I love thee.
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Score.
So my oldest child recently moved to Alaska and has been begging me to come visit her. As much as I miss her, I am out of vacation time for the year, and my vacation funds are running a bit low, too. After talking with her today, I started thinking about a visit in early 2012 and decided that the flights to Alaska were just going to be too expensive. But then she hit me with this knowledge:...
Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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“I was really having a very nice night until I ate Eric’s shitty salsa.”
–  Travis the Finch This was my favorite quote from last night. Of the ones I can remember. When I’m rich I’m going to pay Travis just to be my official story teller. (via nikkilane) Awesome plan! When you win awards he can accept them on your behalf. He’d be all like “Hey, famous...
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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“I was really having a very nice night until I ate Eric’s shitty salsa.”
– Travis the Finch This was my favorite quote from last night. Of the ones I can remember.
Nov 13th
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Oh, Wow
Now I remember what a hangover feels like!
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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15 Day Challenge! That I Will Complete Right Now!...
15 DAY CONFESSIONS CHALLENGE Day 1: Your crushes - The only real person I have a crush on is my bartender. And that’s dwindling because a.) he said Nikki and me were like his little sisters and b.) I am psycho obsessed with Wes Welker, and he and I are very happy together in my head. Day 2: Your biggest fear - That I’ll never make it to Boston, and thus stuck here. For always. Day...
Nov 12th
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Disgusting Fact.
Whenever I spend time with my roommate’s dog and he is, ahem, excited, I sing “Rocket Man” to him.
Nov 11th
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Fuck Yeah Social Media
Why do I need to update my Facebook settings to continue sharing on Tumblr? And why is @Tumblr trying to make me follow it on Twitter? Can’t everyone just stick to their own social media? God, if only every thought I ever had wasn’t so positively brilliant and in need of instant sharing with strangers!!
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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How to spend $10,000
fuckyeahweswelker:
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Hmmmm....
So here are some facts that let me know I am not exactly what you would call “normal”: - I didn’t realize Hannibal Lecter wasn’t the hero until I read AFI’s list of 100 Greatest Villains and he was on the top of it. - Dazed and Confused is the saddest movie I’ve ever seen and it sends me into a deep depression whenever I watch it. - I think full-grown cats...
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Dear Complete Idiot: That would be a Shakespeare... →
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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You Are Welcome →
Nov 8th
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“Considering how much of an iconic figure she remains to this day — and...”
– Are you serious right now? I’m doubt her family found anything “convenient” about her age when she died.
Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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“You talking about Derek Zoolander? What the hell are we doing here? Are we...”
– Wes Welker, talking about Tom Brady Two things: 1.) Wes just called Tom Brady “Derek Zoolander”. 2.) Wes just said “doing a runway”.
Nov 4th
Hooray for Conan! →
Nov 4th
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Diet.
If I can keep this momentum up, I could literally be the old me in time for my birthday (and the move to Boston that I am planning shortly thereafter).
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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“Welker is clearly the key to the Patriots offense and he and his NFL-best 57...”
– Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief - it looks like Welker will be playing on Sunday. Thank the good Lord.
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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Well.
chelseamarie: nikkilane: blondezombie: I just found Wes Welker’s home address by doing some mortgage banker snooping. I’m just going to go ahead and fill out the restraining order for him. Your next order of business is to find Eli Roth’s address.   …You should also just go ahead and add Edgar Wright, Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Quentin Tarantino and Kurt Russell to the list while you’re...
Nov 3rd
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