Happy Friday to you, too, Tumblr!!
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well since my marriage has already lasted longer than kim kardashian’s i figure it’s safe to start posting some wedding pictures! woo hoo! i already talked about the rehearsal, got into how stressful the rehearsal dinner was for me, and went over the diy stuff i did before even all of…
I love knowing that you were nervous, because the whole time we were there I was like “So Chelsea’s a freak, huh? What’s wrong with her? Why is she so relaxed?” But now I know the truth!!
This is why the Christmas tree doesn’t go in the same room as Walker.
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It just took me like 5 minutes to understand what this said. I asked my dog who Beulah Frye was. But she didn’t know.
Dumb dog.
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shemar loves chopsticks and salmon eggs
I am so jealous of Japan. It gets Shemar and the Goob??? No fair.
It’s a great sense of comfort to me to already know what our children will look like.
Monday Night Football with the Parents
- Mom: Daddy, what did you call that? When they grab the guy by the back of the collar?
- Daddy: "Horse collar".
- Mom: "Horse collar".
- Pause
- Daddy: When they hit each other in the balls, that's called "getting hit in the balls".
Fassbender has a drink & cigar and I have a red velvet cupcake. Kinda sums it up.
